Is Bud Light The Battle Of Midway In The Culture War?

With some pretty serious stories in the news right now, you might be wondering why I continue to obsess over a swill beer. Simply put, it is because the Bud Light fiasco is a far more significant piece than most people realize. When this story first broke I asked why Why Did Bud Light Choose […]

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Jim Jordan-Led Judiciary Committee Expands Probe Into DA Bragg’s Office

The House Judiciary Committee is broadening its inquiry into the actions of the Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg’s office concerning the extraordinary indictment of former President Donald Trump. Chairman Jim Jordan sent a letter to Matthew Colangelo, senior counsel for the Manhattan District Attorney’s Office, requesting a transcribed interview. In December, the New York Times […]

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Commie California Jury Awards $2 Billion To Woman Molested By Her Stepfather From Age 5 To 14

A Southern Commie California jury has awarded $2.28 billion to a woman who was molested for years by her stepfather, her attorneys announced. The panel in Riverside County Superior Court awarded damages on Tuesday to a woman described in court papers only as Jane Doe who said she was sexually assaulted by her stepfather from […]

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GITMO Suspends Tribunals Amid Security Concerns; Massive Mobilization Sends Detainees to Guam

Citing security concerns, The U.S. Navy Judge Advocate General’s Corps and the Office of Military Commissions have decided to temporarily suspend tribunals at Guantanamo Bay and transfer all Camp Delta detainees to USMC Camp Blaz, Guam, which is under White Hat control and has facilities for tribunals and incarcerating or executing high-value prisoners, a JAG […]

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College Professor Wanted To Rape 7-Year-Old Girl, Promised To Bring Her ‘Favorite Chocolate Bar’ And ‘The Little Mermaid’ Doll: FBI

A 45-year-old college professor in Commie California was arrested last week for allegedly trying to arrange the rape of a 7-year-old girl during multiple online conversations with a person he believed to be the purported child’s uncle but was actually an undercover FBI agent. Rodger “Rod” Githens, a former Assistant Dean for Academic Programs and Innovation and current associate professor and […]

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Fauci Says He Never Locked Anything Down And Has Never Heard Of COVID

In a testy exchange with an interviewer for Meet the Press last week, Dr. Anthony Fauci claimed he never locked down schools and hasn’t even heard of COVID. “COVID? I’ve never even heard of such a thing! What is COVID? That sounds made up!” said the former NIAID Director and COVID advisor to the President. […]

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In Ominous Threat To Nation, Biden Says He Will ‘Finish The Job’

Millions of Americans are in fear this morning after U.S. President Joe Biden announced his reelection campaign with a terrifying threat to the nation, pledging he would “Finish the Job.” “I’m running for re-election, not because we’ve done enough – but because we haven’t done enough!” President Biden’s social media team stitched together just over […]

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Buttigieg Announces Closure Of Interstate System For 8-10 Days As Highways Undergo Racial Sensitivity Training

In a move sure to reduce road accidents among black and brown communities, Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg has announced the immediate closure of the Interstate System for 8-10 days so highways can undergo racial sensitivity training. “We’ve got a crisis here in America where highways, bridges, even parking lots are allowed to racistly hurt drivers […]

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Millions Of Boomers Call Grandkids To Ask How To Change Channel From Fox News

In the days following Tucker Carlson’s unexpected ouster from Fox News, millions of calls were placed by frustrated and confused boomers to younger relatives for directions on how to change the channel. “Yes, Sam, it’s your Nana, Dear! Can you tell me what button on the clicker will change the TV away from the Fox […]

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62 Million Journalists, Celebs Dead After Losing Blue Checks

Tragedy has dealt the media and entertainment industries a devastating blow, as the death toll of journalists and celebrities continues to rise rapidly in the wake of losing their blue checks on Twitter. “It’s an apocalyptic scene,” one eyewitness in Hollywood said. “The corpses are piling up left and right. Huge mounds of bodies on […]

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