A Bionic Eye That Could Restore Vision (and Put Humans in the Matrix?)

A few feet inside the unassuming front door at Science Corp. in Alameda, California, lies a brightly lit room with large, transparent windows. On a late November afternoon, three gowned surgeons carefully circle a New Zealand white rabbit laid out on an ocean-blue cloth. About a month prior, the rabbit — named Leela, after Futurama’s […]

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Minnesota Forced To Walk Back Horrific Piece Of Legislation

This country has seen growing concerns about children, the material children are exposed to, and the quality of adults being allowed to teach or influence young minds. Between drag queen story time hours, Critical Racist Theory, and s*e xu all y explicit literature popping up in schools, there is plenty of concern to go around. […]

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Tucker Carlson’s Replacement Is Announced

Page Six reports that, in the short term, Lawrence Jones will be replacing Tucker Carlson in the Fox News Channel’s lineup. A big news item last week was Fox’s decision to part ways with Carlson, the extremely popular host of Tucker Carlson Tonight. Background Fox released a statement announcing Carlson’s departure last Monday, saying: FOX […]

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Polling Suggests Few Americans Buying Biden’s Story On Economy

s President Brain-Dead Biden continues to spin a narrative of American economic prosperity, poll numbers and voter sentiment increasingly suggest that few are actually being swayed by what some might characterize as an abusive form of administration gaslighting. With economic worries playing a significant role in Biden’s low approval numbers, the White House might do […]

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Noah Starting To Think The Woodpeckers Were A Bad Idea

After two weeks sailing upon the flood waters in the ark, Noah began to think that bringing the woodpeckers along may have been a bad idea. “Another hole?? Dang woodpeckers,” growled Noah, patching a puncture in the ark’s hull. “I’ll feed you to the owls, you hear me?? Don’t think I won’t do it!” The […]

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Visitor Expertly Weaves Past Church Greeters Like Saquon Barkley

Local man Steve Rollins juked and spun his way past church greeters during a visit to First Baptist Church today, stunning church staff with his world-class elusiveness. “Whoa! My vision is a little fuzzy – is that Saquon Barkley coming into church??” asked deacon Marcus Finn. “Man, that dude’s got moves!” According to Mr. Rollins, […]

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