After a judge ruled Trump liable in the sexual abuse and defamation case brought by E. Jean Carroll, the former President responded by announcing he would pay the $5 million judgment using his collectible NFT trading cards. “These NFTs, also known as ‘non-fungible token’ trading cards, which are beautiful and one-of-a-kind collector’s items, the likes […]
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In what is sure to provide much-needed relief in military spending costs, officials at the Pentagon announced today that, rather than dropping bombs, the United States Air Force will begin dropping morbidly obese airmen on enemy targets. “Our new relaxed weight and fitness standards play right into this decision,” said General Charles Q. Brown, Jr., […]
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In a last-ditch effort to stem the tide of illegal migrants crossing the border, locals in Arizona and Texas have resorted to hanging Bud Light signs all over the wall in hopes of scaring away would-be crossers. “Bud Light? ¡No bueno!” said one man from Ecuador upon seeing the signs. “I go home now.” Sources […]
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