AUSTIN, TX — In an absolutely genius move, Elon Musk has announced a plan to save at least 22% on Twitter executive salaries by hiring a female CEO. “This is just another step toward making Twitter financially viable,” said Musk in the announcement. “When I initially told this individual she got the job, she asked […]
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(Real Raw News) — Customs and Border Protection officers in Arizona intercepted an Improvised Explosive Device bound for the United States at a port of entry in Douglas earlier this month. According to the Department of Homeland Security, an Improvised Explosive Device, or IED, can come in many forms, “ranging from a small pipe bomb to a […]
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President Brain-Dead Biden’s son Crackhead Hunter Biden is currently under investigation by US Attorney David Weiss, an appointee of former President Donald Trump. There are rumors that an indictment could be handed down any day in the case. The New York Post is credited with bringing some of the allegations against the president’s son to […]
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Note: The list of arrests and executions of famous people should be released early 2023 to the public. If you have any other info on Arrests and executions of famous people 2022, please share in the comments below. This article contains information about alleged arrests, tribunals and executions that were being made during the Covid […]
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No one was injured when a truck suddenly caught fire and exploded between the Chamberlain Parking Garage and the Blaine House where Gov. Janet Mills lives on Thursday around 2:30 pm. One witness shared video of the second explosion. HAPPENING NOW: A truck has exploded outside the State House in Augusta. pic.twitter.com/d7nMagl9lA — The Maine […]
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A visibly shaken Kaitlan Collins announced she will be suing Trump for assault and defamation after being destroyed by the former President on national television last night. “He said things I didn’t agree with. Even worse, he said things I didn’t like,” said Collins in a statement. “It was the most traumatizing experience of my […]
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Appearing before the Senate beneath a mysterious, hooded robe, California Senator Diane Feinstein addressed the hushed audience, speaking in a gravelly, Sidious-like voice. “An attempt on my life by the Jedi has left me scarred and deformed, but I assure you my resolve has never been stronger,” said Feinstein to roaring applause. “I feel great […]
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Amid startling allegations of a bribery scheme that involved foreign nationals giving the Biden family millions of dollars in exchange for policy changes, the President spoke to journalists this morning on the White House lawn. During his talk, he offered them money in exchange for not talking about the bribery. “Listen newspaper people, just drop […]
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With Title 42 set to expire tonight, First Lady Jill Biden was thrilled to hear that the country will soon be flooded with record numbers of breakfast tacos. “Oh! I do enjoy colorful and diverse breakfast tacos!” exclaimed Jill from her back porch as a breakfast taco house servant served her a mimosa. “How fun! […]
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In an absolutely genius move, Elon Musk has announced a plan to save at least 22% on Twitter executive salaries by hiring a female CEO. “This is just another step toward making Twitter financially viable,” said Musk in the announcement. “When I initially told this individual she got the job, she asked for a very […]
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