Oops! AP Reporter Forgets To Remove Hamas Headband Before Going Live

GAZA – In an embarrassing blunder on camera, a Middle East reporter for the Associated Press Forgot to remove his green Hamas headband and ski mask before going live to cover Israel’s latest airstrike. “This is a shocking war crime,” said AP’s foreign correspondent Mohammed Ahmed Mohammed Mohammed. “Israel is now blatantly attacking journalists. Behind … Read more

One dead and another sent to Dell Seton after a two-vehicle crash in E. Austin

AUSTIN, Texas — Austin-Travis County EMS and Austin Fire Department responded to a two-vehicle crash in East Austin. One person has been pronounced deceased on the scene and the second person has been transported to Dell Seton Medical Center with critical, life threatening injuries. Major Traffic Collision at ~10000blk FM 969 (16:01). #ATCEMS & @AustinFireInfo are on scene of a 2 … Read more

Dell Children’s Adolescent Medicine physicians ‘depart,’ but clinic remains open

AUSTIN, Texas — Dell Children’s Medical Group Adolescent Medicine clinic has not closed, despite some rumors that say otherwise. Ascension Seton told CBS Austin that the physicians who previously staffed the clinic will be “departing,” but did not explain why. In the meantime, the clinic will be supported by other physicians within Dell Children’s Medical Group. … Read more

China Lands Alluring Female Mars Rover To Steal Secrets From NASA Rover

Chinese state media has confirmed they have successfully landed a beautiful female rover named Zhurong on the surface of Mars. This is causing some to raise security concerns that she may enter into a relationship with NASA’s Perseverence rover and steal American secrets. “Perseverance is just like any other hot-blooded American rover,” said George Tahu of … Read more

Adam Beginning To Suspect Eve Made This Whole Mother’s Day Thing Up

EAST OF EDEN — After watching his wife unwrap a present from every human on the face of the earth, Adam started to become suspicious that Eve had made up this whole “Mother’s Day” celebration. “It just seems a bit contrived,” said Adam. “That’s all I’m going to say, okay?” Adam admitted to being resistant … Read more

Father Starting To Worry Church Could Interfere With Kid’s Travel Ball Schedule

TEMPE, AZ — Local father Stephen Taylor has become concerned that going to church could really intrude on his eleven-year-old’s travel baseball schedule. “With practice seven nights a week and 43 tournaments this summer, church just feels like a lot,” said Mr. Taylor. “If we only make 37 tournaments because of church – I mean, … Read more

Kari Lake Fuels Murky Claim About Border Girl ‘Raped by 67 Different Men’

Former Arizona gubernatorial candidate Kari Lake has helped spread shocking rape allegations about an 8-year-old girl crossing into the U.S. from Mexico on social media. But dainikbidyaloy has spoken to the congressional candidate who voiced the allegations and discovered that one of the central claims is incorrect, among other issues. Lake, a Republican and prominent … Read more

Gov. Greg Abbott leaves experts stunned as he injects politics into Texas’ criminal justice system

During his eight years in office, Texas Gov. Greg Abbott has had countless pardon requests land on his desk. Almost always he waves them off. Even in high-profile cases, in which Republicans and Democrats alike have desperately called for the governor to spare the lives of death row prisoners many believe are innocent after years or decades … Read more

US Special Forces Raid Regime Warehouse Filled With Drug Shortage Meds Headed to Ukraine

South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem this week signed an executive order to investigate the cause of a nationwide drug shortage that has worsened since the criminal Biden regime stole the 2020 election—White Hats, however, believe they have a clear idea why ill Americans can’t find basic drugs like antibiotics: the administration is hoarding stockpiles of … Read more

Energy Secretary Rick Perry, 1 of the ‘3 amigos’ on Ukraine, tells Trump he plans to resign

Energy Secretary Rick Perry, described by colleagues as one of the “three amigos” on U.S. policy on Ukraine, will step down at the end of the year, President Donald Trump told reporters on Thursday. Trump was traveling with Perry in Texas, where the president would be attending a political rally in the evening. Trump said he already … Read more