Stormtroopers Now Deadly Accurate After Adding Pistol Braces To All Their Blasters

Emperor Palpatine was said to be very pleased with the latest ballistics report on stormtrooper marksmanship, as the Imperial Army’s collective accuracy percentage improved dramatically after adding pistol braces to all blasters. “Good. Gooooooooood,” the Emperor was heard saying when he was given the news. “The pitiful rebellion stands no chance now that we have […]

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