The Real Mystery of Bud Light

No beverage stays fizzy forever. Bud Light has been America’s best-selling beer since 2001, but its run at the top finally seems to be ending. The troubles started in April, when the brand unveiled a sponsorship deal with the transgender influencer Dylan Mulvaney, sparking a massive anti-trans backlash. Kid Rock filmed himself blasting cases of Bud Light with […]

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Satan Miraculously Turns Water Into Bud Light

With a wedding hanging in the balance after running out of booze, Satan stepped up to miraculously turn water into Bud Light. “Wow – thanks, Satan!” exclaimed the groom happily. “Can you pour a glass for the other groom?” According to sources, the wedding guests asked Satan for some nice wine or whiskey, but he […]

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‘America’s Beer’ Shows Bud Light How It’s Done With Its Choice Of Influencer: A Real Woman

Beer brand Yuengling, which is increasingly earning its title as “America’s Beer,” has out done Bud Light again — this time by hiring a female “influencer” who is not only more talented than Dylan Mulvaney, but is actually a woman, too! In what Outkick amusingly called a “vicious blow to Bud Light,” Yuengling beer has hired golf […]

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The Bud Light Boycott Dented Sales. These Companies Are Also Being Targeted

Bud Light isn’t the only consumer product brand under pressure during Pride Month. Starbucks SBUX –1.64%  (ticker: SBUX), Target TGT –0.73%  (TGT), and Cracker Barrel CBRL –0.48%  (CBRL) have also faced criticism and calls for boycotts after showing support for the LGBTQ community this year during June, even though they have done so for years. But the three have been able to avoid the harshest glare, which […]

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Bros Drinking Cosmos Laugh At Friend Ordering Bud Light

SALT LAKE CITY, UT — A group of local bros were able to provide their own entertainment during a night out drinking cosmos as they took turns laughing at their friend who had gayly ordered a Bud Light. “Get a load of this fruit loop who drinks bud light!” yelled Zayn, who was enjoying a […]

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DeSantis spoof Bud Light ad goes after ‘real men of women’s sports’

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) released a spoof Bud Light ad Monday night, going after the “real men of women’s sports” in the wake of transgender influencer Dylan Mulvaney’s partnership with the beer company. “Today we recognize the men who’ve hacked the system (Hacked the system),” the ad says. “Once mediocre in the men’s division, now cream of the […]

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Why is Kid Rock mad at Bud Light? Singer emphasizes boycott with viral shooting video

As calls to boycott Bud Light intensified over the weekend, singer Kid Rock joined the ranks of conservatives criticizing the beer giant’s partnership with transgender influencer and activist Dylan Mulvaney. On April 1, 2023, Mulvaney announced her partnership with Bud Light by posting a video to her 1.7 million Instagram followers. In the video, Mulvaney […]

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