Aide Pushes Cart Through Halls Of Congress Yelling ‘Bring Out Your Dead!’

Long-time congressional aide Mark Mathis has been tasked with slowly pushing a cart through the halls of congress to collect the dead bodies. “I’m getting better!” shouted Dianne Feinstein as her aides tossed her into the wheelbarrow. “I think I’ll go for a walk!” With members of congress keeling over at an unprecedented rate, Mr. … Read more