Law Enforcement Desperately Searching For Handcuffs Big Enough To Fit Trump’s Very Massive, Large Hands
After being alerted to a possible indictment of former President Trump, law enforcement scrambled to try to find handcuffs big enough to fit his unbelievably massive hands. “We‘ve got nothing, chief,” said Officer Rodney Campbell. “These XL cuffs won’t even come close!” Trump shocked the country by announcing his imminent arrest, giving police a mere […]
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