Local Hen Surpasses Elon Musk In Net Worth

With egg prices soaring to historic highs, multi-billionaire Elon Musk has been dethroned as world’s richest after local farmer Old Man Hopkins reported that his New Hampshire Red — who he had named “Hen” — had surpassed Musk in net worth. “Bok bok,” said the hen in response to the news of her newly-laid riches. […]

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