Disney Execs Baffled That Mario Movie Made $1 Billion Without Any Trans Goombas

Studio executives at Disney have been left dumbfounded by the enormous success of Universal’s The Super Mario Bros. Movie, which has inexplicably made over $1 billion dollars worldwide despite not featuring any trans goombas anywhere in the film. “It just doesn’t make any sense!” complained one Disney bigwig. “They’re raking in over a billion, and […]

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