Innocent Multi-Billion Dollar Corporation Ruthlessly Attacked By People Not Giving Them Money

According to sources, an innocent multi-billion dollar megacorporation has come under ruthless attack from a terrifying group of domestic extremists who refuse to give the corporation any money. “Over the last several days, we have been violently terrorized by several shoppers who assaulted us by threatening to take their business elsewhere,” said Target CEO Brian […]

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