To Save Money On Bombs, Air Force Will Now Drop Morbidly Obese Airmen On Enemy

In what is sure to provide much-needed relief in military spending costs, officials at the Pentagon announced today that, rather than dropping bombs, the United States Air Force will begin dropping morbidly obese airmen on enemy targets. “Our new relaxed weight and fitness standards play right into this decision,” said General Charles Q. Brown, Jr., […]

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