Lauren Boebert Decides She Won’t Go To Heaven After Hearing There Are No Guns There

In a stunning reversal, Congresswoman Lauren Boebert of Colorado has reportedly decided not to spend eternity in Heaven after finding out there won’t be firearms there. The lawmaker made her choice following a disappointing conversation with her pastor. “It just doesn’t seem right to me that there won’t be any guns there,” Boebert said grimly. […]

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