Soulless Ghoul Doesn’t Cry Hearing ‘Amazing Grace’ On The Bagpipes

Local man Alan Rogers was confirmed to be completely dead inside after he failed to shed a single tear upon hearing ‘Amazing Grace’ played on bagpipes. “Alan is apparently a soulless wraith from the netherworld,” said witness Sharon McMillan. “A man who does not openly weep in that moment cannot possibly be human.” The incident […]

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