‘I’m Not Sanctimonious And I Don’t Look Like A Meatball,’ Whispers Ron DeSantis Crying Self To Sleep At Night

Soft whimpers were heard late last night at the Governor’s Mansion, as aides reported Ron DeSantis whispering in between sobs over insults lobbed his way by former President Donald Trump. “Trump’s WRONG,” DeSantis was overheard saying to himself as he sniffled. “I’m not sanctimonious and I don’t look like a meatball! He’s…he’s…just a big stinky jerk.” Trump has ramped […]

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