The Russian Wagner Group has Bakhmut, a city in eastern Ukraine, practically surrounded with only one road left open, according to the group’s founder Yevgeny Prigozhin. In a recent video, Prigozhin announced that his forces have tightened the noose around the city and are now fighting against old men and children instead of the professional … Read more
Attorney General Merrick Garland’s surprise Ukraine trip was cut short over the weekend after government officials asked him to leave, citing an overabundance of corrupt government officials already in the country. “Believe me, Mr. Garland, your corruption is legendary,” said President Zelensky during their short meeting. “But Ukraine is already corrupt to the core. We’re … Read more
Seeking to be fully prepared to capitalize on any potential woke misstep by another major American corporation, Daily Wire CEO Jeremy Boreing is now reportedly setting up shop in a large warehouse full of tires, waiting for Goodyear to say something to cause conservative outrage. “It’s only a matter of time,” Boreing said confidently while … Read more
In his ongoing series of investigations into any reports of white powder, Hunter Biden has traveled to the San Bernardino Mountains of California after hearing several feet of such powder had been seen covering the mountaintops. “I’m going to get to the bottom of this,” Hunter was heard saying just before he climbed aboard a … Read more
In an attempt to distance itself from its older NFL cousin and its “END RACISM” endzone decorations, the XFL has announced they will be adding their own endzone decorations that read “WE LOVE RACISM.” “The NFL has been losing viewers for years thanks partly to its slow pace of play and its insufferable wokeness. People … Read more
Restored Republic via a GCR: Update as of March 7, 2023: Judy note, attempts to nuke American cities without using nukes are increasing. Patriots generally general, Telegram Sunday March fifth, 2023. A full collapse of Ukraine was expected within days. The military white hats were installing medical beds in specialized treatment centers throughout the US. … Read more
Judy note, attempts to nuke American cities without using nukes are increasing. Patriots generally general, Telegram Sunday March fifth, 2023. A full collapse of Ukraine was expected within days. The military white hats were installing medical beds in specialized treatment centers throughout the US. Treatment by medical professionals using MedBeds will be free and available … Read more