Panicked McCarthy Looks For Fire Alarm

As the situation leading up to a vote to determine whether he would remain as Speaker of the House began to look more grim, Kevin McCarthy sought to take matters into his own hands and began frantically running through the corridors of the U.S. Capitol building in search of a fire alarm. “Where is it? Where … Read more

Pope Francis Warns Against Narrow Gate, Says Wide, Broad Road Is Fine

Pope Francis today released a papal decree warning Christians against going through the narrow gate, and instead encouraging everyone to take the broad road. “Take it from me – the broad, easy road is just fine,” said Pope Francis. “Tell those troublemakers admonishing people to walk through the narrow gate to R-E-L-A-X.” While faithful Catholics … Read more

Newsom Says New Senator Was Most Qualified Candidate In The .00001 Percent Of Population He Chose From

After being caught off guard by criticism of his selection of Laphonza Butler to replace the late Dianne Feinstein in Congress, California Governor Gavin Newsom defended his choice by saying Butler was the most qualified candidate among the .00001% of the population he was choosing from. “Out of all 7 people who fit my criteria, … Read more

Restored Republic via a GCR Update as of October 4, 2023

Restored Republic via a GCR Update as of October 4, 2023: The latest video will be shown earlier at the official website, restoredrepublic. Co. Due to note to be prepared, we are facing an impending global financial crash, including cyber attacks on banks. We can look out for the domestic terrorism of the US Department … Read more

JUDY BYINGTON BIG UPDATE: Restored Republic via a GCR Update as of October 4, 2023

JUDY BYINGTON BIG UPDATE: Restored Republic via a GCR Update as of October 4, 2023: The latest video will be shown earlier at the official website, restoredrepublic. Co. Due to note to be prepared, we are facing an impending global financial crash, including cyber attacks on banks. We can look out for the domestic terrorism … Read more

JAG Schedules Detainee Mark Milley’s Tribunal

Former Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Mark A. Milley has promised JAG investigators at Guantanamo Bay “an epic payback” unless he is set free and Vice Adm. Darse E. Crandall surrenders to the proper authority, either his replacement, Woke General Charles Q. Brown, or Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin, JAG sources told Real … Read more