Demon Figurine Found in Nuland’s Cell

A stone figurine carved in the likeness of Beelzebub, another name for Satan, and, in demonology, one of the seven deadly demons or seven princes of Hell, was found in a GITMO cell formerly occupied by the now-deceased Victoria Nuland, a GITMO source told Real Raw News.

A cleaning crew found the demonic sculpture, four inches tall and shaped like a fly, tucked inside a blanket that reportedly smelled like rotten eggs.

Theological sources depict the entity in various forms. It is sometimes called the Lord of the Flies and represents gluttony and envy, two of the seven deadly sins. The Christian Bible mentions Beelzebub in the Books of Luke, Matthew, and Mark.

Jesus knew their thoughts and said to them, “Every kingdom divided against itself will be ruined, and every city or household divided against itself will not stand. If Satan drives out Satan, he is divided against himself. How then can his kingdom stand? And if I drive out demons by Beelzebul, by whom do your people drive them out? So then, they will be your judges. But if I drive out demons by the Spirit of God, then the kingdom of God has come upon you.”

Matthew 12:25-28

Deep Staters have historically coalesced around fiendish, malevolent entities: From Gavin Newsom’s guttural curses to Stephan Bancel writing in diaries that Baphomet had periodically possessed him since childhood, cabalists have demonstrated a propensity for worshipping evil and allowing evil to consume their souls and minds. It was broadly reported that Hillary Clinton reeked of sulfur and that clouds of pestilent flies often hovered above Obama’s head, sometimes landing on his jug-handle ears and cosmetically altered nose at public appearances. He either never noticed them or enjoyed having them on his face. There are endless examples of Deep Staters embracing symbolism and demonism.

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“Frankly, we don’t care who these idolaters worship,” a GITMO source told RRN. “They can pray to Gozer the Gozerian for all we care. We’re arresting them because they’ve committed treason in contravention of the United States Constitution. We don’t think Nuland made it. It was too intricate, and she wasn’t a sculptor. Somehow, someway, someone got it to her and we didn’t spot it. Still, it’s contraband, and we’ll be shaking cells down to see if we find more of them, or the person making them.”