To Catch Up On Today’s News, Man Just Reads 2-Year-Old Posts On Conspiracy Blog

According to sources, local man and news connoisseur Dave Rorsh has begun keeping track of the daily news by just looking up 2-year-old posts on obscure conspiracy theory blogs. “When I did some research, I realized all the conspiracy theorists were exactly two years ahead of the media in reporting the facts,” said Rorch while […]

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