‘Spit It Out Right This Instant!’ Shout Secret Service Chasing Biden With Battery In His Mouth

A brief commotion arose on the White House lawn today, as a Secret Service agent could be heard shouting “Spit it out! Spit it out right this instant!” as he chased President Joe Biden out onto the grass. A source within the administration later confirmed that Biden had a AA battery in his mouth at […]

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