Remorseful China Tries Sending Over Another ‘We’re Sorry For Creating COVID’ Balloon

Following yet another pile of evidence suggesting coronavirus escaped from a lab in Wuhan, the remorseful People’s Republic of China tried sending over another “We’re Sorry For Creating COVID” balloon to their friends in America. General Secretary Xi Jinping was reportedly “velly solly” for botching an innocent, surreptitious population control measure meant to only decimate … Read more