Judge For Trump Trial Revealed To Be Kangaroo In A Powdered Wig

Several eagle-eyed observers reportedly noticed something strange about the arraignment judge as Trump arrived in court this afternoon. According to sources, the judge looks suspiciously like a kangaroo wearing a powdered wig. “I’m here to ensure these proceedings are fair and impartial,” said the judge as he hopped up to the bench. “Now as I … Read more