Man Charged With Blasphemy For Not Removing Sandals While Using Rainbow Crosswalk

A local man found himself facing charges of blasphemy after he was caught walking on the city’s hallowed rainbow crosswalk without removing his sandals in reverence. “Everyone knows that our local Rainbow Walk is holy ground,” said City Councilperson Vlim Shmelvo. “When cis-males deign to tread upon our sanctified spaces with shodden feet, it makes … Read more