Orlando Bloom Not Actually A Fearsome Elf Warrior

Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky reportedly had difficulty concealing his disappointment today after meeting Orlando Bloom and finding out he is not actually a fearsome elf warrior. “This is not what I expected,” Zelensky was overheard telling his aides when the actor arrived. “I told you I wanted to meet Legolas. Where are the pointy ears? … Read more