Republican Primary Debates To Be Held On School Playground, Moderated By Mob Of Jeering 3rd-Graders

JOHN ADAMS ELEMENTARY — In the lead-up to the 2024 Presidential Election, the Republican National Committee has announced all primary debates will be held on school playgrounds and will be moderated by mobs of jeering 3rd graders. “An elementary school playground is the ideal venue for debate,” said third-grade moderator Aiden Meanie while scanning the … Read more