Spooked By Jan 6 Footage, McConnell Withdraws Head Into Shell
Poor lil’ guy! According to sources, Senator Mitch McConnell became so spooked today by the release of unedited Jan 6 footage that he withdrew his head into his shell and is refusing to come out. “Oh no! He’s scared! It’s ok buddy! You can come out now!” said one of his aides, attempting to coax … Read more