Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky reportedly had difficulty concealing his disappointment today after meeting Orlando Bloom and finding out he is not actually a fearsome elf warrior. “This is not what I expected,” Zelensky was overheard telling his aides when the actor arrived. “I told you I wanted to meet Legolas. Where are the pointy ears? … Read more
A local man found himself embroiled in controversy today as he was accused of perpetrating “digital orangeface” after sharing a Donald Trump meme on Twitter. “I had no idea I was doing anything insensitive,” said Andrew Shoaf. “I was just replying to someone’s tweet with a GIF of Trump leaning into the podium microphone and … Read more
Restored Republic via a GCR: Update as of March 28, 2023: Judy note the Quantum Financial System will destroy the central banking system. Nizara will be announced on or before Saturday, 1 April 1 seven. We are days away from stock market crash and activation of the Emergency Broadcast System. An EBS announcement will happen … Read more
Judy note the Quantum Financial System will destroy the central banking system. Nizara will be announced on or before Saturday, 1 April 1 seven. We are days away from stock market crash and activation of the Emergency Broadcast System. An EBS announcement will happen on a Sunday night. Everyone will go into lockdown worldwide. We … Read more
California’s legislature has been weighing $5 million in reparations for eligible residents, but in the meantime has passed a less controversial stopgap bill: $5 million in reparations for any black person who has experienced “digital blackface,” in which a white person uses a black person’s likeness in a GIF. “Both the legislature and executive office … Read more