After posting a job listing to fill their vacant personal chef position, former President Barack Obama and his wife, Michelle, were disappointed to learn it had received zero applications. “Why wouldn’t anyone want this job?” an exasperated Michelle was heard asking her servant’s personal assistant’s driver at the Obamas’ lavish estate. “Working for us is … Read more
According to sources, a local man who proudly displays a “Don’t Tread On Me” flag dutifully filed his income taxes this year, quietly handing over 40% of his total income to the government he labels tyrannical and oppressive. “Please enjoy nearly half of my money and do what you want with it,” said Bruce Pichard … Read more
Citizens braced themselves for yet another heavy crime surge this week after the city of San Francisco fined The Batman for putting a bright, obnoxious “Bat Signal” on the roof of a downtown building. “We can’t have this sign of justice and virtue in our city,” said San Francisco Mayor London Breed. “Do you know … Read more
After years of denying the existence of his 7th grandchild, a 4-year-old girl named Navy, Biden has now announced he will be making it up to the youngster by making her the head of one of his Ukrainian shell companies. “It was wrong of me to disown my own grandchild,” said Biden after several political … Read more
Former president Barack Obama showed up at the members-only Vineyards Club on Friday with a black eye and bandaged hand as the mystery surrounding the death of his personal chef, Tafari Campbell, deepens. The photos of Obama show he has a black eye or a visible bruise beneath his left eye and a bandaged hand. … Read more