After Latest Gaffe, White House Staff Remove Biden’s Brain, Blow On It, Put it Back In

After another horrendously embarrassing day of gaffes for President Biden, White House aides decided to try removing his brain, blowing on it, then sticking it back in. “Worth a shot,” said aide Omar Gonzales. “It works on other ancient technology.” The White House decided to pursue the drastic course of action after Biden thanked the … Read more