Biden Approves $40 Billion Worth Of Drugs To Be Airdropped To Burning Man

President Biden has approved an emergency shipment of $40 billion worth of drugs be airdropped to stranded revelers at the Burning Man Festival. “Look, Jack, we have 70,000 hippies stranded in tents in the middle of the desert with no uppers, downers, OR psychedelics,” he noted from his beach chair in Delaware. “That’s why I’ve […]

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