Awkward

Awkward: Russian And Ukrainian Soldiers Arrive At Same Nuclear Power Plant To Blow It Up And Blame On Each Other

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Things got awkward this morning after a Ukrainian soldier and a Russian Spetsnaz operator both arrived at Zaporizhzhia Nuclear Power Plant to blow it up and blame the other side for the ensuing disaster. “Ohhhh, um, hi,” said Russian Igor Popov to the explosive-laden Ukrainian soldier, also named Igor Popov. “What are you doing here, … Read more

Awkward: Supreme Court Rules Against Affirmative Action With Affirmative Action Hire Sitting Right There

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In an extremely awkward moment, six Supreme Court justices ruled that affirmative action is unconstitutional, completely forgetting that affirmative action hire Ketanji Brown Jackson was sitting right there next to them. “Welp, this is kind of an uncomfortable situation,” said Chief Justice John Roberts after turning in his majority opinion. “No hard feelings, ok, Ketanji? … Read more