Capitol Physician Medically Clears Bowl Of Jell-O To Serve In Senate

In addition to certifying Mitch McConnell, Diane Feinstein, and John Fetterman as fit to serve in prominent roles in the legislative branch of the United States government, the attending physician at the U.S. Capitol has medically cleared a bowl of Jell-O to serve in the Senate. “It is my official medical opinion that this bowl … Read more