Biden Assures Nation He Will Confront The Alien Invasion As Soon As He Deals With These Hotel Junk Fees

In a last-minute address to a concerned nation, Biden assured the American public that he will confront the current alien invasion once he has successfully defeated hotel junk fees. “Listen, folks, I know our air force is busy shooting down flying saucers and whatnot, but these junk fees have gotta go. Not a joke!” said … Read more