With All Other Companies Going Woke, Conservatives Make Last Stand At Texas Buc-ee’s

In the wake of many popular retail chains, restaurants, and merchandise vendors falling to the ever-growing trend of woke ideology, conservatives nationwide have hastily holed themselves up at a local Buc-ee’s to make their last stand. “This is it! The last outpost of freedom!” shouted Derek Johnson, spokesperson for the large group of patriots barricaded … Read more