Democrats Confused By Parades Where Everyone Wears Clothes And Doesn’t Swing S*x Toys Around

Democrats across the nation were reportedly confused by thousands of local parades held yesterday, as everyone in them kept their clothes on and didn’t swing s*x toys around. “What even is this?” said local Democrat and cat mom Glenda Fitzgerald. “Where are the BDSM displays, the transgender furries, and the naked men on bicycles? This … Read more