Fauci Calls Wuhan Lab To See If They Can Make Him Some Of That Gnarly Zombie Fungus From ‘The Last Of Us’

After a recent all-night HBO binge session, Dr. Anthony Fauci reportedly called up his friends at the Wuhan Institute to see if they could make him a batch of that gnarly zombie fungus from the series The Last of Us. “Hey there Chin. It’s me, Tony,” said the former NIAID Director nervously. “So, I know … Read more