Mass Panic As Jim Cramer Predicts Giant Bug Mutants Will Not Attack Earth Next Tuesday At 2:17 PM

The nations of Earth have descended into a mass panic this week after Mad Money host Jim Cramer announced that giant mutant bugs will definitely not attack the Earth next Tuesday at 2:17 pm. “I’m absolutely, 100% sure about this,” proclaimed Cramer confidently as his TV crew fled the studio in terror. “There is absolutely […]

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