New Study Finds Bizarre Connection Between Being Liberal And Having Giant, Googly Eyes

After scanning thousands of photographs and cross-referencing facial features with political affiliation, researchers have discovered a bizarre connection between being liberal and have enormous, googly eyes. “Why? Why do they all look so insane?,” wondered lead researcher Dr. Michael Zorn. “Man, those are googly eyes. These pictures are going to keep me up at night.” […]

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