‘Greetings Earth, Our Planet Desperately Needs $40 Billion In Foreign Aid!’ Says Alien Commander Who Looks Suspiciously Like Zelensky In A Spirit Halloween Mask
The media and general public were collectively unsure how to respond today, as a visiting “alien commander” from space held a press conference to ask the people of Earth to provide his planet with $40 billion in foreign aid, though witnesses said the being bore more than a passing resemblance to Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky … Read more