Hear No One Will Be Armed For Entire Month

Criminals across New Mexico were ecstatic to hear from Governor Grisham today that no one in the state would be armed for an entire month. “Oh, sweet!” said local carjacker Jeff Diggs. “It’s so stressful wondering if your next victim could be packing. Gosh, that’s such a weight off!” New Mexico Governor Michelle Lujan Grisham … Read more