Hero Trump Saves Government Secrets From Cyberattack By Hiding Them At Mar-a-Lago

The nation united in grateful praise of President Trump this morning when it was revealed that he had protected government secrets from a devastating cyberattack by hiding them all in boxes at Mar-a-Lago. “If there’s one thing I know, it’s cyber,” said Trump to a rapturous crowd on Thursday morning. “I knew the devastating and … Read more