Nation Torn Between Party That Openly Supports Perversion And Party That Only Secretly Supports Perversion

Following multiple embarrassing, high-profile scandals on both sides of the political aisle, the American people expressed conflicted feelings about whether they should vote for a party that openly supports perversion or a party that only secretly supports perversion. “It kinda seems like a lose-lose situation,” said disappointed voter Adam Kinnunen. “I can either put my … Read more