People With Taste Buds Continue Decades-Long Boycott Of Bud Light

As conservatives across the nation vowed to no longer drink Budweiser products, people who possess functional taste buds have promised to continue their decades-long boycott of Bud Light as well. “No way I’m ever drinking Bud Light,” said local man Jimmy Billings. “Wait, there’s a boycott?” According to sources, no human with taste buds has … Read more