Russian Mercenaries Steal Putin’s Podium In Brazen Coup Attempt

In a shocking turn of events, the mercenary army known as the “Wagner Group” stole Vladimir Putin’s official podium in a brazen coup attempt. “We’ve done it!” cried mercenary soldiers as they carried the podium out of the Kremlin. “For the Motherland!” News of the podium’s seizure spread quickly across the globe, with several outlets … Read more