Senators Excited Thursday’s Lunch Will Now Include Pudding With Their Strained Peas
Members of the Upper House shuffled excitedly down the hall on their way to lunch Thursday after hearing Congressional chefs were prepping something special in addition to their usual meal of strained peas and blended cube steak. “Oooo! I hear it’s chocolate pudding!” exclaimed Senator Dianne Feinstein. “I haven’t had chocolate smooshsmosh since Otto von … Read more