Studies Show Everyone At The Beach Absolutely Wants To Listen To Your Crappy Music So Crank That Baby Up

According to newly released studies, everyone sitting on the beach around you really wants to hear that trash music you’re playing so crank it up to an eleven and don’t take those sideways glares and mean stares as anything but encouragement to fly your musical freak flag with pride. “Oh yeah, that’s some gosh-awful EDM,” … Read more