The Clown’s Harmless Slogan

In the wake of public outcry over the murderous evil clown Pennywise telling the townspeople “I’m coming for your children,” the local NBC affiliate is assuring residents that the demonic creature is totally harmless and only joking. “He’s a clown, for goodness sake!” said news correspondent Jake Jacobsen. “Wild, red hair…bright red clown nose. He … Read more