Sad: Invitations To Unabomber’s Funeral Mailed Out, But No One Wants To Open Them

In a tragic development, invitations to the Unabomber’s funeral were sent out via mail, but no one has yet been willing to open one. “Seems like a bad idea,” said former neighbor Daniel Jones, as he laid the invitation aside. “One more bomb in the mail would just be so like Ted.” Despite sending out … Read more