Visitor Expertly Weaves Past Church Greeters Like Saquon Barkley
Local man Steve Rollins juked and spun his way past church greeters during a visit to First Baptist Church today, stunning church staff with his world-class elusiveness. “Whoa! My vision is a little fuzzy – is that Saquon Barkley coming into church??” asked deacon Marcus Finn. “Man, that dude’s got moves!” According to Mr. Rollins, … Read more